lol

They do a lot of maintenance, yet it seems like every line is always plagued with slow zones because they don't do enough maintenance.

WHAT?! Hillary Clinton is a woman? No. Way. Are you sure? Has anyone checked to verify? IS IT EVEN CONSTITUTIONAL FOR A WOMAN TO BE PRESIDENT?! IS HILLARY CLINTON EVEN A NATURAL BORN CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES?!?!?!?! Inquiring minds want to know.

I usually cook with serranos. Never had this problem. You much just have weak skin.

I cook with a lot of peppers. My fingers have never burned and washing my hands has always prevented any later negative impacts. The only time I've had a problem from cutting peppers was when cutting some habaneros, I absent-mindedly rubbed my eye. That sucked.

Jim Gordon will be...The Reaper. Killer Vigilante extraordinaire (and part-time leather fetishist)

I think Hamilton would shit all over this, too. Betcha this woman is an anti-vaxxer, too.

OK, while I’ve thought about homeschooling for my kid, who has had trouble in the school environment, I must say the author disqualified herself as “normal” when she stated that she breastfed her child for 2.5 years.

oooooooo...that is a nice axe. Looks like a Gibson ES-335.

I can't stand Third Eye Blind, but this awesome.

When is Sagrada Familia slated to be finished? Is it 2042 or 2142?

But, is it done? Will it be done within the next 3 or 4 lifetimes? (Spain has a history of building incredible cathedrals that never seem to get done. Sagrada Familia, anyone?)

FAKE. Spaceflight, like the theory of evolution, climate change, and dinosaurs is obviously FAKE.

I know this post is 800 years old in internet time, but songs about horses are almost never about horses. They’re actually about cows.

No, I think that was actually the Kirkland version of the Ajax detergent bar in single use portions for washing your hands after eating sushi. you should not have eaten that. 'Wasabi' paste is good.

At the rate the Broncos are going, John Elway is suiting up next season.

In other news, the Broncos announced Von Miller will be starting Quarterback for the 2016 season.

What are these things you speak of. I think there’s a joke here, but of Coors I’m in Denver, man. I think you failed to find the Silver Bullet there.

Sounds the opposite of low key. Sounds like quite the crusader for vile causes.

can you guys start over again? I was busy taking a shit.