I do not watch the NFL, but I will gleefully read every article about how fucked up and stupid the NFL is.*

Same here. I quit watching 3 years ago because fuck em.

I voted no and it was incorrect for not calling me a fucking liar.

Amp Lee? Holy crap, there's a name from the recent past. Turns out he played 9 seasons in the NFL and gained a whopping 1,500 yards.

Oh, how I miss Jim Tomsula. I hope he’s doing well, wherever he is. You were with us for such a brief magical time. But, now the niners get to live under the cloud of the Tomsula Curse.

Tomsula loaded up his phone with extra minutes today so he could read and laugh at this.

Wow! Look at that first picture. I didn't realize how much Kaepernick let himself go in the off-season.

My dread of the Bears segment is now existential.

If our track team drinks this will it give them the runs?

HEY!

As a Lions fan:

I was in San Diego last weekend for ComicCon chatting with a waiter regarding the state of their city’s entertainment destinations. There is demand from a couple opposing sides to either expand the Convention Center to try to keep ComicCon from moving to LA, or to fund a new stadium to keep the Chargers from moving to…

Drew, can you please do the Bears segment soon? I really want to get it over with.

The problem of a century-old system, right?

5'10" is not tall.

I could never homeschool because my kids aren’t named Rain and Skye, I prefer to vaccinate them, they have had haircuts before the age of 5, none of them have a strange food allergy and, quite frankly, both of us parents have to work.

Hooray, another bit of discourse in which “normal” equals “people with way more money than us.”

Fantastic. “Shut up about political issues and perform your hits. Stop acting like this is... some sort of political convention...”

Madrid and Barcelona, the great rivalry continues.

Antonio Gaudi would like a word.