I think they could have gone to the trouble to get Contra instead of Super C and Tecmo Super Bowl instead of Tecmo Bowl. Super C and the original Tecmo Bowl suck. The good stuff is in the original Contra and in Tecmo Super Bowl. Of course, Tecmo Super Bowl would probably require a license from the NFL and NFLPA.

Driving down Pikes Peak when the weather is good is scary as hell.

And let me just add, I can't even imagine trying to race to the top of Pikes Peak. That takes serious balls of steel, a stomach of cold wrought iron, a total lack of sweat glands, and a brain that just doesn't register danger or fear. I can't even imagine what it takes to do run a race like this.

For those of you who have never tried driving up Pikes Peak under normal conditions, it’s a fucking harrowing journey, especially if it’s your first time, and you’re driving a car that’s not ideal for the conditions. I attempted to drive an old-ass rear wheel drive Cadillac up Pike’s Peak. The Pike’s Peak road starts…

Viagra to the rescue!

a headline that causes one to stay away from a website for the erst of the day so one does not see the headline again. A "closebrowser" headline, if you will.

wait. the bruins have a 13 year old prospect?

I hope a giant sinkhole opens up underneath he penn state campus right about now and swallows the entire rank, corrupt, cesspool of shit whole.

Probably a bit of both, plus some good old fashioned old boys clubbiness/corruption (even though she isn’t (obviously) an old boy). She and her staff likely didn’t do their homework on how MiLB players are paid. She probably doesn’t give a shit, either. She was probably asked to do a favor by MLB’s lobbyists, under…

Regarding the argument low A ball could be eliminated if fair wages are required, another problem with that argument is that such a huge percentage of minor leaguers come from latin American countries, often a year or two before they’d even be college age. Getting them into low A and rookie league ball is important to…

I have a shark as well. Not sure if it’s that one, but it’s pretty similar. And it’s great. I had a Dyson. I

I have a shark as well. Not sure if it’s that one, but it’s pretty similar. And it’s great. I had a Dyson. I

well, I guess the numbnuts was right.

Dear Curt Schilling, I think we are in trouble, then. After all, a plurality of Republican base voters voted Trump. If only 7 % of Germans were Nazis and 5 to 10% of muslims are extremists, then America is well and truly fucked when something like 30 to 40% of the US electorate is made up of stupidity extremists.

aren’t those really the same job? both involve pushing a mop around.

what? Firewood cutter. What could be better. Living out in a forest, chopping down trees, splitting them, tying them up into little bundles, getting chased around by an angry park ranger, selling wood out of the back of your truck in that abandoned lot off exit 273.

nah. firewood cutter.

This all sounds very reasonable and true. Good work sussing all that out.

King Baby Cake gives me nightmares. nom.nom.nom.

The gastropub chef also said that they're 2 years in to the restaurant and they're still not making money. Either the owner is full of shit, or that restaurant's done.

Methinks Mr. Murphy doth protest too much. Betcha he's raped a few times. It's always the rapers who think that raping is just a routine thing.