I think Hamilton would shit all over this, too. Betcha this woman is an anti-vaxxer, too.

OK, while I’ve thought about homeschooling for my kid, who has had trouble in the school environment, I must say the author disqualified herself as “normal” when she stated that she breastfed her child for 2.5 years.

oooooooo...that is a nice axe. Looks like a Gibson ES-335.

I can't stand Third Eye Blind, but this awesome.

When is Sagrada Familia slated to be finished? Is it 2042 or 2142?

But, is it done? Will it be done within the next 3 or 4 lifetimes? (Spain has a history of building incredible cathedrals that never seem to get done. Sagrada Familia, anyone?)

I know this post is 800 years old in internet time, but songs about horses are almost never about horses. They’re actually about cows.

At the rate the Broncos are going, John Elway is suiting up next season.

In other news, the Broncos announced Von Miller will be starting Quarterback for the 2016 season.

What are these things you speak of. I think there’s a joke here, but of Coors I’m in Denver, man. I think you failed to find the Silver Bullet there.

Sounds the opposite of low key. Sounds like quite the crusader for vile causes.

can you guys start over again? I was busy taking a shit.

I think they could have gone to the trouble to get Contra instead of Super C and Tecmo Super Bowl instead of Tecmo Bowl. Super C and the original Tecmo Bowl suck. The good stuff is in the original Contra and in Tecmo Super Bowl. Of course, Tecmo Super Bowl would probably require a license from the NFL and NFLPA.

Driving down Pikes Peak when the weather is good is scary as hell.

And let me just add, I can't even imagine trying to race to the top of Pikes Peak. That takes serious balls of steel, a stomach of cold wrought iron, a total lack of sweat glands, and a brain that just doesn't register danger or fear. I can't even imagine what it takes to do run a race like this.

For those of you who have never tried driving up Pikes Peak under normal conditions, it’s a fucking harrowing journey, especially if it’s your first time, and you’re driving a car that’s not ideal for the conditions. I attempted to drive an old-ass rear wheel drive Cadillac up Pike’s Peak. The Pike’s Peak road starts…

Viagra to the rescue!

a headline that causes one to stay away from a website for the erst of the day so one does not see the headline again. A "closebrowser" headline, if you will.

wait. the bruins have a 13 year old prospect?

I hope a giant sinkhole opens up underneath he penn state campus right about now and swallows the entire rank, corrupt, cesspool of shit whole.