Probably a bit of both, plus some good old fashioned old boys clubbiness/corruption (even though she isn’t (obviously) an old boy). She and her staff likely didn’t do their homework on how MiLB players are paid. She probably doesn’t give a shit, either. She was probably asked to do a favor by MLB’s lobbyists, under…

Regarding the argument low A ball could be eliminated if fair wages are required, another problem with that argument is that such a huge percentage of minor leaguers come from latin American countries, often a year or two before they’d even be college age. Getting them into low A and rookie league ball is important to…

I have a shark as well. Not sure if it’s that one, but it’s pretty similar. And it’s great. I had a Dyson. I

I have a shark as well. Not sure if it’s that one, but it’s pretty similar. And it’s great. I had a Dyson. I

well, I guess the numbnuts was right.

Dear Curt Schilling, I think we are in trouble, then. After all, a plurality of Republican base voters voted Trump. If only 7 % of Germans were Nazis and 5 to 10% of muslims are extremists, then America is well and truly fucked when something like 30 to 40% of the US electorate is made up of stupidity extremists.

aren’t those really the same job? both involve pushing a mop around.

what? Firewood cutter. What could be better. Living out in a forest, chopping down trees, splitting them, tying them up into little bundles, getting chased around by an angry park ranger, selling wood out of the back of your truck in that abandoned lot off exit 273.

nah. firewood cutter.

This all sounds very reasonable and true. Good work sussing all that out.

King Baby Cake gives me nightmares. nom.nom.nom.

The gastropub chef also said that they're 2 years in to the restaurant and they're still not making money. Either the owner is full of shit, or that restaurant's done.

Methinks Mr. Murphy doth protest too much. Betcha he's raped a few times. It's always the rapers who think that raping is just a routine thing.

nah, if you're over the age of whiny little dickshit, extra innings are the best. It's free baseball!

Oh, and “drain the monster” is the best euphemism for pee.

What's the pencil story?

And some people say soccer is boring!!!

Leslie is the white lady who wrote about weed and hip hop and stuff.

My advice to Deadspin’s staff is start looking for a new job.

Wow, what an AWFUL collection of songs. This is just a steaming pile of shit being shoveled into my ears. Burn all these songs. May these musicians become quadriplegic mutes.

Well, in their defense, they gave up half of those dongs the other night in Denver.