It's the universe telling him to get out of this endless sequel loop he's trapped in.

It's all about the attitude while winning. A viewer's emotional reaction to it boils down to which Breakfast Club character they were in school.

Racism? No. Anti-smug self-satisfied pudgy-faced know-it-allism? You bet.

There is one and only one reason that DWTS became an American institution, and that reason is Tom Bergeron. He knows exactly who is watching, and what we're thinking, and his humor speaks right to that, and yet he still manages not to put down the show at the same time. He earns and deserves every penny he's every…

Close. But my local Papa Johns would beg to differ. The boxes would arrive so soaked in grease on the bottom that the pie could fall through if given enough time.

If she ever finishes it, I am so there. Especially for the audiobook.

Don't you forget about him!

America's Douchiest Home Videos. I swear I feel like I need a shower after an episode.

You can't get the little buggers to sit still that long!

The studios can't look at their own problems from an outside perspective: they complain that major releases don't get enough nominations, but they fail to see that the bulk of major releases are superhero flicks, lowbrow franchises, and remakes nobody asked for. Goes over great at shareholder meetings, but not so much…

And in the next season he served as the bridge to the eventual double-switcheroo on the Supreme Court. Oh, to have Glenn Close as our Chief Justice…

Matthew Perry totally fanboy'd his way into his recurring character on The West Wing. I wish he were in more than 3 episodes, but what's there is cherce.

Finally, a national outlet for all their "Made in the USA" jokes.

I have Time Warner — same story. Hopefully it won't get even samer down the road…

I thought so too — but it seems to be an unwritten rule that the Older Comedy Queen has to go first (see Kelly Mantle, Penny Tration and Porkchop). I wonder why they even cast them.

Same here — the picture quality on non-HD Logo is already sub-YouTube on my system, and adding all that blurriness on the screen made my eyes hurt by the end of the hour.

I would totally agree to ignore (and never again criticize) how badly the whole plot has been handled to date if Fellowes would agree to just drop it immediately and never mention it again in a script.

"It’s only a matter of time before it gets out that Bishop is financing Alicia’s PAC, right?"

That's every season. Somehow I wonder if he will end up being a gift for "his Uncle Thomas."

This was a very satisfying finale — then again I think Julian Fellowes is downright scared of giving us any unpleasant shocks since Matthew mated with his roadster.