I let Mary slide on that account, for a couple of reasons. First, she knew that this was really Tom's moment, and so she dutifully did as he asked (why else would she willingly hold Edith's hand?) Second, she spent all of season 4 mourning Matthew, spurning that ridiculously long line of suitors along the way for the…

Everything you said about the sequels — I say double. But my couch-huggin love for the original will not be shaken by any Snarkistanian Journalismism. When I've overloaded on navigating the absurdity of today's reality, I can wrap Airport around me like a favorite blanket, and remember a simpler time — not as…

To deny this episode an A is simply foolish. Imagine if they had un-branded everything being used so that it was no longer recognizable as Apple products; the uproar would have been angry and loud, because it "wasn't at all real".

Yup. Once you have the Oscar, the rest is cake. Ask Bette Midler and Cyndi Lauper, who are one letter away (guess which one).

Each host brings in their own writing staff, although most of them include Bruce Vilanch because he is the king of the field. But these jokes didn't seem funny enough to be by him. (I don't consider him a hack)

The good news is, Hollywood is no longer afraid to be proudly lefty again. (Now that Obama finally has no more fucks to give) Can't wait to see those clown heads spin on Fox & Friends tomorrow.

No, nothing was worse than 1) Seth McFarlane and 2) Franco-Hathaway, But for some reason NPH thought he should host it like a Catskills comedian. Who is 14 years old. Sometimes you can't grin away the groans, Neil.

I'd pay a lot of money to see Emma Stone as Birdgirl.

Downton Abbey and the HBO shows will be new. But everyone else is surrendering this week.

So, in a way, Alison Williams was the Seat Filler Peter Pan.

Mmmm.

We all bought the DVD when it came out.

Voters may be vaguely racist, but they also vote from their chronic pangs of comfy white guilt. Crash's win over Brokeback Mountain was evidence of that, as well as Driving Miss Daisy's improbable win. Each Best Picture nominee brings out a particular neurosis in each voter, and they vote for the one that most easily…

No condescension was intended in the slightest. If you don't wish to watch the movie, then don't. Do something else that makes you smile. Life is short.

I honestly can't count the number of times I've seen this picture — and I'll watch it that many times again.

Never by the hair — by the arm mostly, and once, when she stops and sits to put her shoe back on, by her coat collar. And to miss Wayne and O'Hara (the other Tracy-Hepburn white meat) at their fighting best is to deny yourself something special. Turn off the PC blinders, insert yourself into old Ireland, and have a…

I loved Hope and Glory enough that I will sit through this no matter what the reviews say. I sat through another delayed sequel, The Evening Star for the same reason. And Boorman would have to try really hard to make a film as bad as The Evening Star.

Agreed - I was especially jolted when they started rattling off all the addresses of Durst properties, and I realized I had worked in one of their buildings for years.

They really should do another All-Stars — the first edition was like a textbook for other reality shows that want to know how to do an All-Star season right. Perfectly cast, perfectly executed, incredibly entertaining. Oh, and Bourdain better come back for it.

Right? I love how the major studios are bitching about not getting enough Oscar nominations…wanna know why, studios? BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO BUSY PUTTING OUT STUFF LIKE THIS!