Wearing a sirloin as a belt buckle can have dire, dire consequences.

Is it me, or does this look like a complete misfire? The reason the original worked was the relatively light touch that was applied to the story; it was a horror movie, but it was also a witty commentary on suburban America every step of the way. This one seems to be taking itself way too seriously. And it looks as if…

Augustus Prew is the easy way out. He already looks like Holly Hunter. With maybe a little Joanne Woodward thrown in. Without makeup, he's the prettiest girl in any room he's in.

Maybe when the story picks up, Coop's character will have gone through the horrors of Grenada.

"HARDER bitch…you don't KNOW the shit I seen over there!"

They probably included Melissa because of the $10,000 cash bonus for the winner — maybe they didn't want her to feel penalized if she opted to skip the challenge.

That explains his cornering the fart joke market during the bean Quickfire.

Any time a female cast member from Glee other than Lea Michele makes the news, I always think, "which one was she?"

Still waiting for Murder in the Second…

James Iha's presence is exactly what is most sorely missed on latter-day Pumpkins albums.

"Hi Lisa! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!"

What the hell? In 25 years, I have never made this alleged Cosby-Hibbert connection.

Imagine how Kira Nerys from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine would go over today. She'd be an apologist who gets assimilated into Starfleet.

As soon as the episode started, my mind went back to two (in)famous episodes of The West Wing: "Isaac and Ishmael" and "The Debate". Both were "very special episodes" — the first was an impulsive attempt to address the mood of the country immediately after 9/11, and the second was a live episode showcasing a…

I have a feeling the mutual plan for TGW is 7 seasons, so I'd imagine the only mystery will be how many episodes they get next year to wrap things up.

My heart can't take it! I literally shrieked at the TV when Padma said Dougie's name…my neighbors heard this: "WHAAAAAT!?"

Anyway, it was good to see Allyce Beasley on TV again. Although I didn't recognize her at first — I thought it might be Patti Deutsch of Match Game fame. (She's still working, but she mostly does voice work).

The road to douche is sometimes paved with good intentions.

I'm not arguing for the aristocracy. I just think she's equally as bad, because she's not just fighting for equality, she thinks herself personally superior to people she doesn't know. And she doesn't accept that Tom could have any feelings for these people at all. She's going about her business the wrong way, and all…

That's about right. Robert never had a say in the matter until it was too late most times.