It's up there with Trixie Mattel's "Honey oh honey oh honnnnnnneeeeeey…"

But…a bunch of monkeys did it on typewriters, right?

I'm sorry but a fish head did NOT write Hamlet.

I can accept some aspects of the JJverse, but I want legislation drafted that will outlaw the SHAKYCAM during space battles. DUDE! LET US SEE WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!

So first, the Klingons were Russians. Then, they became long-eared dogs.

I am programmed in all forms of Latin beats, and I am fully FUNKtional.

You like Trek, you really like Trek!

And he pretty much wins the Interesting Mother-In-Law contest forever.

The one from a couple weeks ago with queens from RuPaul's Drag Race was the funniest show they'd done in ages.

Same here. He can tag my hash any time he wants. Plus he's hilarious and not an asshole. A rare thing in Hollywood.

I know that, but dammit we're talking about what I like! And that should come before 7 million measly viewers!

Fast forward a year, when he is competing on Dancing With The Stars, going for the "redemption edit".

Jesus, Chris, if you have to give up something, give up the Walking Dead post show. It belongs on the web and hosted in some nerd's basement. THIS SUCKS!

She would have been Countess of Grantham like her mother if Matthew had lived to succeed Robert as Earl, but he died before that could happen. George became the next in line, and I don't think there's a title for Mother of the Earl. Violet is called Dowager Countess because she was Countess before being widowed.

Julian should have let those cleaning crystals make their way into the chicken in episode 1, just to whet her appetite.

Edith ended up with a higher title than anyone else in her family. She could have simply luxuriated in her bigger castle and never looked back. Mary who? With no title? As Mariah says in an infinite loop all over Twitbook, "I don't know her."

The Depression was just around the corner when we last left them. And God knows nobody can lose a fortune like Robert can.

Thomas bends, Branson drives.

The Remains of the Abbey. Except Barrow doesn't disappear into the background of his surroundings. He'll gain the confidence of a closeted officer and expose their plot.

Julian Fellowes is the kind of writer who could pack that in with all the other running plots. They can solve the mystery of Patrick Gordon's identity when he returns with a lawyer.