Yeah Batman...you did a bang-up job protecting Sue Dibny. All that tech and no camera, huh?

without resorting to gendered slurs

I know it seems that way to someone who doesn’t agree to it. Like I hinted in my other comment that you replied to me graciously (I mean that sincerely), the Ring Theory is some strange deconstructionist ‘math proof’ that pieces together symmetry that did not exist by design outside of the fact that Lucas reused…

“neither the sustained visual élan nor the biggest laughs of recent series high point The Last Jedi.” 

So, I’ve seen the most starred comment, and I know this isn’t a popular opinion around here, but I’m certainly no neckbeard when it comes to this.

It just all feels like how RLM lambasted the coverage for Rouge One.…

*heavy mechanical breathing*

But mainly for the sex-scene possibilities, right?

But he killed Apollo Creed in the ring, so that has to be worth something.

“Wait a minute. Almost no one who has committed a lethal act of terror in America has come from any of those countries on the executive order, and even fewer are refugees. What is this travel ban REALLY about?”

This is exactly what they are thinking I bet.....

Man, it hasn’t always been the greatest, but the Ford Escort didn’t really deserve that.

i would hope that all the girls softball teams were unseeded

You’re forgetting heart. Heart elephants are the best elephants.

Haha like the sex fluid!

Tastes so good.

That was the thing I thought was a bit off. I know it is more “romantic” or whatever. But what about her husband? Did she feel nothing for the dude?

For real!! Even at 11, sobbing over Leo, I knew that was weird. She knew this boy for like 3 days. She presumably found another dude (or dudes) she knew a lot longer/more intimately/that she actually loved.

“You’re a prison” is such a good comeback.

I think you mean:

“Hmmmmm
Interesting”

My favorite part of this whole Senior Week thing has been finally realizing that Ashley Feinberg is my favorite person on the Internet.

Replacing “splice” with “fuck” makes this a lot funnier.