I submitted a complaint about Trump’s above endorsement of Fox & Friends. Not sure if it falls under endorsing a product / company, but who knows.

So...what your saying is that he should have learned to pilot hover crafts... got it.

Wait so I listened to that Henderson response... do you pronounce your name "Ma Gary" like you are Gary's Mom?

He is who we thought he was... if you want to crown his ass than crown him, but he IS what we THOUGHT he was... sorry, my favorite coach breakdown.

I understand "parity" and "fairness" but sports drafts are a crap shoot. Think about a class of graduating attorneys not being able to choose which firm they work at and being slotted into a specific salary based on which number they were picked at.

I vote for a giant floating fortress for the Olympics where hosting coastal cities pay to have it parked, clogging it's water ways and bringing destruction in it's wake.

Hmmm... interesting

Got it! Iceburgs in the Gulf of Mexico and along the border to stop "illegals".... I should run for president

You know I never realized this, but it's kind of screwed up she decided to spend her after life with her cruise ship fling as opposed to her husband... she deserves hell

I think this is dependant on the company... and campus. I work on a campus with 6 buildings each with 3 floors each. I find that keeping to one per floor and not telling anyone has not caused sparks (and no I'm not saying I've boned 18 co-workers, just explaining my rules).

OK, I will pay for a subscription to your slack feed. This stuff is hilarious and Ashley is a real life CW Supergirl...only dirty.

I was like "Instant Pot?" Is that like a brownie mix?

I was like "Instant Pot?" Is that like a brownie mix?

So..."strawberry urine" is that urine mixed with strawberry's or like condensation taken from strawberries which is being considered the urine of the strawberry? Just wanted to be sure before I agree...

Just played the latest 2K basketball game and made my Asian character... of course in the story mode I actually shared a womb with my black twin...

At first I laughed... then I imagined a vulgar olive loaf and was surprised by the similarities. Well played

I feel like we should be able to give yelp reviews to Kinja writers. I can see the star review before clicking on an article how I choose to waste my valuable time is ...valuable. :)

Counterpoint: Did he make you, because you seem like a tool?

Wow - that is a lot of white people