Yo Fool! Vanilla Shake is the Best Milk Shake!

Try the 101 to the 405. Now if that doesn’t get your blood riled up...

Don’t you mean iPad2? I may put it on for shits and giggles, but I think it’s about time I let it go and got myself an actually decent iPad...

Don’t forget Samsung as well.

Apparently so.

It is innovative to iOS substructure. Because no one else has done it yet (or, rather, can’t add it in).

Oh, and if you would like to make burnt rice, it’s real easy. All you need is some cold rice and non stick frying pan, with zero grease. Heat pan to medium, lay out rice in a flat pancake like pattern, and hear for the sizzle. When it is browned nice and crisp on one side, after about few minutes, flip and repeat…

Nope, I’m afraid to ruin it for you, but that’s deep fried raw rice. It’s delicious as hell, but it’s not quite actual burnt rice.

Los Angeles has the FRIED PIES yo!

The video is the icing on that. You’re using it for FREE SAME DAY SHIPPING IN MAJOR METRO AREAS!!1

Big girls woman are best, yea yea yea.

That’s just nuts!

Well, it did occur a LONG TIME AGO, in a galaxy FAR FAR AWAY!

1A) YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

On that note, gift bags as well.

Koss warranties their headphones 4 LIFE (Fer Life). Send it back in if it gets damanged, voila, you get new ones.

Well, we all know that train toys in Japan transforms into a Ginormous Mecha so, with magnetic levitating trains... Our toy trains are doomed.

To quote Hot Shots the Movie,

Dangerous stuff right there Amazons... Dangerous stuff.

Yes, but where are we going to get delicious sandwhiches right now Brain?