Does the minivan live in Europe? 

Time for a giant, Aussie style roo guard. 

So we’re supposed to suspend disbelief long enough to buy that The Rock’s character is somehow getting 5,000 calories of high quality protein each day?

Not a very good Dodger...is he?

Listing all your vehicles deficiencies in a public forum seems...unwise legally.  

Next year’s rig is going to be a wet cardboard box with a Jeep grille poorly sharpied on it.

Looks like Johnny Football’s decision making skills are as sharp as ever in choosing to scam out of his CFL contract.

Coal Rollers?

My Italian Grandmother thinks Ja Rule’s Curse Game is soooooooffft.

Not a lot of oxygen getting to either of those brains.

Big. Dick. Nick.

Is Gritty ok?

The Oilers just fired Todd McLellan, and hired Ken Hitchcock to be the new head coach.

I sympathize with anyone dealing with mental health issues, but aren’t Boston Sports CHUDS the worst of all Sports CHUDS?

Bortles gonna Bortle 

What is this? A tennis court for ants?!?

Sadly it will be eaten by Michigan road salt in three winters.

Today...on Bad Ideas Theater!

Why does it have to be a brain injury? Can’t he just be a moron?

People don’t forget.