It’s hilarious that so many people are waiting for Jerry Jones, and all the other owners, to die off as if they won’t be replaced by even worse sacks of smashed assholes stuffed into human skin suits.

“Did you realize these things were Fieros under there?”And they’re not on fire?

The ‘victim’ in this story is softer than a girl’s blouse. 

Checkers or Wreckers AMIRITE?!?

So he’s doing his own Hall of Fame ceremony? With blackjack and hookers?

Man, fuck Russell Berger.

in awe at the size of this lad. absolute unit

I thought we all agreed that he was to always be referred to as Giant Meat Baby Richie Incognito...no?
 

So did Jaxxon turn into Bucky O’Hare?

Giv’er bud...she’ll go!

Can you come do the ball-joints on my 05 F150 now?

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Looks like it’s ready for a LS swap.

I think you meant Giant Meat Baby Richie Incognito...right?

Bud...time to buy a 3/4 ton and your own trailer.

It’ll be fine. Zip ties are life.

Not quite a Donnybrook...maybe a Dust-up?

WORLDSTAR!

When Hot Takes go wrong!

I really hope he is killed by his hubris...and his homemade rocket.