I never liked Vipers, and then one of my neighbors got one. I hate them even more now. The only way that car gets my heart racing is the adrenaline racing through my veins thanks to the knowledge that that douchebag is going to be flying around our quiet Alabamian neighborhood.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.3: ...where they do not stand even a small chance.

The movie takes place in Prague, so the MTX makes sense.

As a side note, I have to say that Lux, you have a beautiful writing style and I've enjoyed every article I've seen of yours.

@yodaddy: I promise the $100 million+ manor they live in makes up for the lack for an Apple product.

@tweemo: I'd rather penis than cat food.

My roommates love these. I've never tried one, but that's because I'm a DD-for-life.

The scene never gets old. We get old.

Wow, that last minute is like... AHHHH...!

@MelissaMahoney Misses MizJenkins: Thanks!

@pantsless: My technical understanding is that a burqa consists of a niqab (face covering), hijab (head covering), and a jilbab (body covering). I'm not sure that the netting is required on a technical level, but it is definitely more common than not.

He could have a picture of himself jerking off while shitting on a picture of Taylor Swift as the album cover and I would still buy it.

@Mayonegg: The words are pretty much interchangeable. A Niqab is a face veil, burqa covers the whole body.

@3rdgentaurusesarecool: I think you would enjoy autoblog a little more than Jalopnik, if I can be honest. If you want something affordable, new, and, frankly boring, Jalopnik probably isn't right for you.

Andy Cohen... if you wore than Clinton-Gore shirt, you would be triggering my two biggest turn-ons: politics that I agree with, and n00d d00ds.

YEEE VEEE CEEE

Thank God Ford never came out with Project Clytemnestra...

108 seconds? UNDER TWO MINUTES?

I just can't even. The thought of a rapper using the word "caca" in a non-ironic fashion is hilarious in itself. All I can think about now is a song by Gucci Mane featuring "Shawty Mane" *snickers*, in which Gucci takes Shawty to the trap house and shows him around the hood.

@FasterThanJamesMay: kind sir or madam. It's a joke.