@Top_failure: Paris Hilton keeps cocaine in her kitty cat. They had good reason.

@The Chad: Look up Mobile Mouse in the App Store. That wouldn't really be all that special. Also, Apple doesn't give a fuck about old users, anyways.

@Sprzout: Not that big, really.

@Apostropartheid: Who said I didn't like it? Hahaha, I rent. My point is that renting vs. buying is not the topic of conversation here.

@polypam: Is this a penguin cozy?

I like these.

@ifandbut: Same here, kinda. I actually prefer the way I look in pictures because I don't see my negatively dysmorphic view of myself I see in a mirror.

@Apostropartheid: And renting is cheaper, long-term? Not really.

@Salacion: Why don't you look up home prices in central Paris, then get back to me.

Stop looking at my moms.

Ke$ha has been seen recently driving at Martha Stewart's house dangerously close to her chinchilla pens...

To play the devil's advocate, I think it's definitely the easy route to play sexy/edgy with diet advertisements, especially when these particular crisps REALLY fail on the flavor. They just don't have much to work with.

"Don't punish those kids! We were BORN THIS WAY." *models album cover*

@Wunno Sev: Exactly. It's not like no one has ever bought a used Toyota Prius before because they wanted to save some money short- and long-term.

It's like a Jeremy Clarkson article in style, only lacking the substance and creativity he uses in his columns. Ramble on for a while, speak briefly about your subject, ridicule/praise it, make ridiculous comparison, end.

Just think of the poisonous strip mine where there could have been lush forests if not for your reckless environmentalism.

@jenilane: Neo-Nazis?

@Jetgirly: I have one! I use it for taking notes in class, listening to music, reading (internet and iBooks), and the games are quite fun.

@unicornsauce: I thought it was called using a dictionary.

@pakimetalhed: In America we call them "checks". It's called regionalism.