The one I've been using is where I do my essays.

@Count_Zero_Interrupt: Wellllllll we don't know this guy died. It's the difference between seeing a murder on TV and a murder in real life: the real life one has obvious consequences (child died, friends traumatized), where as this one is much more cartoonish and doesn't show any consequences. He could have landed on…

@OMFG! PierceTheVin: Justin Bieber has been seen testing its 3D capabilities.

I like pickup trucks. My dad works for a construction company, and he actually needs one (to carry ladders, tool boxes, etc.). I do not like seeing someone with an empty truck bed, one passenger, horrible weight ratios, and a relatively weak engine (because of how much the things weigh).

Toshiba makes cellphones?

@RustyNeedle: I know bro. It's cool, hahaha

@RustyNeedle: What a stupid comment lol

Jezebel got its own island!

"Doesn't beat the creativity and skill of [Ed: most]human cake decorators, though."

@Jgonzo: Your original comment says "most of us" or "us"? Don't get snippy with me because you didn't make you made a generalization the first time, then modified it, just assuming you're in the majority.

@92BuickLeSabre: As a Jalopnik, Giz, and Jez commenter, I totally agree.

@Jgonzo: Oh, didn't realize that I wasn't a commenter on Gizmodo. Forgive my misunderstanding.

@Jgonzo: "Us"?

@rotaryfreakjoe: Uh, this article isn't about Cadillac?

I feel so bad for Cadillac. There were days —bygone days— in which the thought of a wagon with 556 hp for sale in America by an American car manufacturer would have sent a shiver down the collective spine of the Jalopnik commenters. However it seems that there's always something wrong, something you can pick apart.…

I'd do what you'd do if you were in office, because we're equally qualified to hold office.

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: How does Coco even leave something to the imagination (with a body like that)?

She's going crazy about millions of people dying! What's wrong with her?!

The trumped up S-Class now looks like a trumped-up CL-Class. Money well spent, I guess.

@StupidPopMediaReference: I feel that like, there's a lot of art nerds (or design nerds, like myself) get labeled hipsters, and the dismissive attitude of this article towards hipsters makes this article HIPSTER INCARNATE (!!).