A pre-nup has nothing on child support. Believe me.

My aunt said she had better not shake his hand and that she’d be so disappointed if she did.

My mom texted that that’s what she would do ...

I was like a proud mother, daughter, sister and woman all in one in that moment. My heart filled with joy. Now it hurts listening to him talk but at least we had that moment.

J.K. Rowling or Warren Buffet though...

But...what abt your coffee?!

Yeah, but I’m really uncomfortable with what Asaf is doing there.

Can we start a gofundme to pay the $5 mil?

I love Aasif Mandvi, but ... c’mon, dude. Trump didn’t just “insult hot white women.” He bragged about committing serial sexual assault.

Yup. I don’t agree with all of Cuban’s opinions, but he’s a smart, decent guy, and unlike Trump, he’s truly both self-made and a billionaire.

Um, he’s bragging about committing sexual assault against actual human women. It is legit despicable.

95% of murders are committed by men. How is that not a masculinity issue?

You know what? Bring on the “feminization of America,” because fragile masculinity fucking ends lives.

It’s not assault-y, it’s assault.

fun fact:

He’s hardly taking a Holier Than Thou approach. All of those things were done with consenting adults, and he apologized to it. I wouldn’t marry him, but I can respect someone who says “I fucked up, and I can be garbage sometime.” That is NOT what Trump does. Trump says, “maybe I fucked up, but you’re ugly and fat and…

...k

Be quiet, Rudy. The adults are talking.

You’ve definitely banged your second cousin.

If body language counts, they were doing that this year.