A hippo once bit my sister. Oh, wait.... that was a moose. Sorry.

Going home. Nobody left to exterminate.

LOL. I thought it might be Hyacinth.

Wow, amazing video. Stock background music and a black screen. Genius!

If the probe does get stuck to the asteroid, NASA knows how to get it unstuck: reverse the polarity!

Even better idea: instead of being a Hummer-driving conservatard who wants to burn every last drop of carbon buried under the ground, just leave the stuff alone. Tar Sands is the dirtiest oil there is, and even the best-case scenario involves releasing tons of pollutants into the air during refining. And most of that…

I hope the NSA like all my cat pictures.

I had that done recently, but didn't experience what you did. My guess is that you have a large Eustachian tube and large tear duct glands — and clear sinuses— but if your doctor didn't say that, I could be wrong.

Is this why time runs at double or triple speed in the mornings when I have to get up and get ready for the day? I thought it was just being more wibbly-wobbly.

For shows set in Maine (not that there are a lot), there is none better than Haven. I really hope they have a 5th season.

Their web site doesn't say how many amps the adapter puts out. The huge brick for my hernia-inducing ASUS laptop puts out 19.5v and 7.7a, and using the handy calculation of W=AV, I see it allows a draw of 150w. So if I connected the laptop to the 65w FINsix, there's a good chance of creating an indoor barbecue. So I…

Even today, there might as well be an East and West New Jersey, divided along route 206. And do I see a town on the east bank of the Delaware called Redhead? That's where I want to go exploring.....

Bribing RSA really means bribing parent company EMC, which is listed on the NYSE. So let's see what happens with their stock price on Monday, and who resigns as a result. Does the backdoor dealing go all the way up to CEO Joe Tushy?

It's called Telchak's Device. Dr. Daniel Jackson discovered it in Central America several years ago.

China's space program obviously has a Cylon mole. They look like us, now.

People didn't domesticate cats. Thousands of years ago, they domesticated us. And we've been their servants ever since.

My guess how this might happen is that the Higgs field provides mass when the field has a low, but non-zero value. If in this part of the universe, the field value is at a false bottom (think of a wave function that has some troughs lower than others, and our trough isn't the lowest), and then shifts to the real…

Was it Mentos and Coke?

Haven has been amazing, and I hope Syfy gives it a 5th season. That network loves to kill anything that's 4 or 5 years old.

Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the children are above average.