He can't say.

Fortunately, Gordo has gotten much better on stage since he eased up on the sauce. Saw him a couple of years ago in NYC and he was pretty good. And not a skunk in sight!

I wonder if this was inspiration for Mark Twain to write A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court.

Emergency temporal shift!!

Just because you turn this feature off, who's to say it still isn't working in the background and storing the info where you can't see it?

When you put your contact info on the camera, the thief will know where to send a thank-you note!

Or you can go to YouStream or LiveStream and do streaming video simply by signing up. If YouTube wants to take that business, they'll need to drop the follower requirement.

Isn't it entirely possible — or probable — that some branch of the US government (CIA, NSA, DIA, whomever) is hacking the Chinese? I'm not skilled in international diplomacy, but when US negotiators tell their Chinese counterparts to cut it out, wouldn't the Chinese guys say the same thing?

Always bring your robot complaints to the Dalek!

If your PIN is 6969, there's a severe penalty for early withdrawal.

"Handle-heads", I love it.

I distinctly saw the Death Star at 2:07. Don't tell me that was a moon......

I kind of thought they worded that on purpose. But maybe not.

Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking of. And I've often said that instead of a traditional funeral, I'd like to get blasted into space and come down as a shooting star.

The two-part lid is designed for canning. When food is vacuum sealed from the canning process (or if you use a vacuum sealer and not canning), the disk is all you really need. Air pressure keeps it pressed onto the jar. The ring is just for extra protection.

The biggest mistake the NYC subway made in construction was having such low ceilings. The trains give off a lot of heat, and there's nowhere for it to go. And of course the noise echoes all over the place. BART in San Fran and the Metro in DC (which is kind of based on BART) put in very high ceilings and walls that…

The fire department were the only ones with a saw that was big enough? The guy might be a doofus, but at least he can be a proud one.

Les YouTube videos dedans le iPad ont joues commes le merde. C'tes foutres! Why can't Apple hire a programmer who knows how to code a video player?

So you really can go to your own, private Idaho.

It's because of nonense like this that I've been using Google less and Bing more. Bing doesn't have as many ads, and the search results are pretty good.