If you did that as a private individual with a technical error, you would probably land in prison. But giant corporations operate under a separate set of rules.

I had one of those. It even had the correction ribbon built-in. It was a great upgrade from my plain, electric Brother and manual Royal.

@gmailfanboy: and they have their own elevator!

Call it Mondrian. It reminds me of Piet Mondrian's paintings.

This device probably wouldn't work too well with macaroni or orzo.

Why is Taurine outlawed in the UK? It's an amino acid.

Yeah, the Lone Gunmen found it a dozen years ago.

Israeli supermarkets also sell milk in plastic bags. You empty the bag into a pitcher at home. Stores also sell small bags of chocolate milk with straws, like those juice boxes.

Too bad it's only being sold in the UK. There isn't a Sainsbury's on this side of the pond. Though if anyone carries it, it will be Wegmans.

It's so incredibly awful, I uninstalled it. I installed MyPad+ instead, and that isn't so hot, either.

I have an ASUS G73S, and the thing is so huge, it tore through my last bag. The other day, I bought a large Samsonite bag at Macy's for only $100, and the ASUS fits, but it's tight. This Chrome bag looks very nice, though.

Just be careful not to get robbed of your phone when you're using it! And I wonder why programmers in India were able to do this before programmers in New York.

Fortunately, I have a real bottle of Sapphire and a real bottle of Knob Creek waiting for me in the cabinet at home. There are thoughts of limes dancing in my head.......

I don't care what it looks like, as long as it stops crashing! That's why I've been using Chrome more and more. It's much more stable. And unlike Firefox, Chrome's menus don't flicker on and off when the browser is on my secondary monitor.

Another interesting part of this is why the syntax and punctuation of these letters are so bad, and with stilted, formal grammar. Can't they find anyone to clean it up? The answer is that Nigerians speak English perfectly well, but this is how gullible people think the upper crust of a post-colonial, African country…

I turned 50 a couple of months ago, and thought maybe I should have a Socratic hemlock party the night before. But the store was out of stock. Not a drop of juice to be found.

Very good news. I've had accurate results with the speech recognition feature on the new iPad, so it makes sense to get Siri, also. And Facebook's native iPad app was so bloody awful, I uninstalled it, and myPad+ isn't much better. So I'm happy to hear that news, also.

I hope iOS 6 will let me use Siri on the new iPad. And I also hope it will include a better virtual keyboard. It's the one thing I don't like about the iPad because all my words keep gettingstucktogether.

And after I spit out the Listerene, I have to grab the brush again to rinse out? Doesn't matter anyway; it isn't built into my Sonicare.

I'd be curious to see a business plan that includes spending $900-$1200 on a decorative cash register. If I neded a register, I'd check eBay and Craig's List first.