How fucked up does a prison have to be in Alabama that the guards give a shit about the inmates?

This so much. I am absolutely dreading going into work this morning and listening to my coworkers discuss how Hilary was shrieking and Donald told it like it is. It is a daily struggle and I look forward to my impending meltdown.

Reality has a liberal bias.

On CNN, 18 of 20 undecided voters from Florida in their panel said Clinton won.

When America decided that facts don’t matter. Grrr...

She totally reverse psychology’d him so she could wear her red suit.

I half expected Hillary to just do an Office-like turn to the camera and give a bemused look.

RAISE YA HAND IF YOU’RE A WOMAN WHO HAS BEEN INTERRUPTED BY A MAN WITH CONFIDENCE DISPROPORTIONAL TO HIS INTELLIGENCE

I am so hardcore about paying taxes. It definitely sounded like he doesn’t pay income tax.

Finding ways to get out of paying your taxes is more unpatriotic than taking a knee during the national anthem. At least Colin Kaepernick pays his fair share of the taxes that go to actually paying the troops and supplying them with the supplies they need.

Honestly, forced into a Sophie’s Choice I’d prefer Trump’s Joffrey to Cruz’s Ramsey Bolton.

Bleh. Sounds like central Florida where I have family. The billboards alternate between anti-abortion ads and ads for strip joints. Very bizarre.

Joe Morgan sounds like the kind of guy who would put on a wig and go into a women’s restroom at Target to make sure there are not deviants in there waiting to come after anyone who goes in there.

“Oh no, someone somewhere is getting something I don’t need!”

He does have a moral compass. It’s just that it always points to “women are lying whores.”

As a man, I have a great idea.
If women would like to be heard more in the workplace, when one woman makes a point, the other women in the room should reiterate the idea and credit the initial speaker.

“Now, Sir, I know you were stabbed but did you ever think to angle your body away from the knife? Perhaps mashing your ribs together so the blade couldn’t jam into your heart?”

A GREAT POINT MADE BY MY COLLEAGUE STASSA and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT STASSA JUST SAID