“What a small, terrible world this poor man must live in.”

“Her family is really scared for her safety,” said a source. “She’s just so isolated and spends all her free time watching trash TV and commenting on Jezebel.”

I thought this was satire at first.

Harley Quinn

Oh. My. Fucking. God. What a slimy, smug, contemptuous, condescending, ignorant little prick.

It’s real.

*silently nods*

That’s not real. Right? Please? I mean, it’s almost comical how gross it is, and surely he knows well enough to keep these awful thoughts about a cartoon heroine to himself? :(

It’s funny I don’t remember my basic training experience consisting of women who’s only intentions were to fulfill their sexual desires...perhaps I was blinded by my own sex fueled rage hormones. Thank god mike pence’s experience watching Mulan has clarified my military experience for me.

This is a real thing he wrote.

the last five sentences are just brilliant.

Marlon Brando was method enough to make it work. Why not get a twofer for Mulan: white AND male?

FUCK YOU, MIKE PENCE.

Lol shit like this always cracks me up. Disney is hardly a progressive or liberal icon.

Nubile? Seriously? Fuck the hell off...

The people have chosen Emma Stone.

In college, I knew a girl who’d place her beer can in one of the spots on her shower caddy. So your story checks out.

I’m a strong proponent of the shower beer, but you have to drink it pretty fast.

I usually side-eye that too. But remember Beatty’s from a different generation -- and he’s not whining about women not wanting to have sex with him! ;-)

It’s rare you hear a man put so much effort into claiming he HAS NOT slept with 12,000 women.