Minimal (if any) support for mothers, no affordable childcare, and the burden of care placed on women.

I don’t know who Martha Raddatz is but if she’s halfway decent at her job Trump is going to lose his shit when she tells him to shut up, sit down and wait his turn.

The debates will be fantastic for Hillary. Donald Trump is not going to be able to follow all the rules of the debates, like time limits and waiting his turn. He also won’t be able to feed off the crowd, some of whom will actually be hostile to him. It won’t be like a rally where he can say anything and get cheers. He…

Holy shit, some menfolk are about to lose their minds.

Jordan Klepper’s been the breakout star of the current cast of correspondents. Here’s to hoping he follows the Carell/Colbert trajectory and not the Brian Unger path.

And the poor.

I would pay money, like real pay per view money to see that moderation and debate.

Sam Bee will eat Trump as a snack before breakfast.

I wish I could use the term “lover” with a straight face.

I’m sorry I didn’t clearly articulate the fact that your comment makes you sound like you’re older than dirt with 1980s hack standup comedic sensibility. That was wrong of me.

Cool, cool. That’s cool. Very modern comment.

It sounds positively Trumpian.

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It’s true. Don’t try it. It’s been decades, but I still have dreams of using it, and wake up kind of amped and disappointed that it’s not there.

I mean, as Jewel said: “As a feminist, I can’t support everything that’s being said tonight, but as somebody who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.”

Remember, kids: Midterm elections exist and they matter. Get out and vote this year, and then do it again in 2018.

Tom wanted the relationship to be more public than she was comfortable with.

I’m just going to say this:

Just once I would like for someone to call me “Sir” without adding “...you’re making a scene.”

“You don’t act like you are a hierarchy from me.” - Kelly Dodd