I’m actually more confounded by women who pee on the toilet seat. If you want to crouch, go ahead, but please lift the seat so I don’t set myself on it after you and get that horrifying, piss-on-the-thigh feeling that never goes away.

All Asshole Racist Trolls:

3. Making sure the Skinny Girl label was camera-facing.

HOW COUD YOU DO THIS TO ME. QUESTION MARK.

The exaggerated shaking hand as she raised her drink to her lips was fantastic.

Fuck Mike Pence.

“Fox News masquerades as a defender of traditional family values, but behind the scenes, it operates like a sex-fueled, Playboy Mansion-like cult, steeped in intimidation, indecency and misogyny.”

His friends gave him this nickname. His fucking friends. Like it was a big fucking joke. “LOL, you know our good buddy David and his penchant for raping unconscious girls.”

They seem to believe that there is a large population of men who will pretend to be transitioning just so they can walk into a women’s restroom and listen to them pee. I don’t know.

Justices Ginsburg, Kagan, Obama, and Sotomayor

I mean, he said one thing once, then said another at another time. He hasn’t been stridently against trans rights like he has with Muslim people or immigrants, but he also is palling around with a lot of anti-queer asshats like Tony Perkins, so my trust in him is still hovering right around the zero mark.

These motherfuckers don’t actually care about sexual assault. Check out the rape case backlog in Texas alone. They’re much more concerned with imaginary rapists in dresses than they are with real sexual assailants who, statistically, are most likely to be 1) repeat assailants and 2) rape people they know.

Can we just cut Texas out of the US? Honestly, they are the ones putting up the biggest fight, stirring the pot the most.

As a transgender woman, I cannot wait for the day we finally get vindication and equality under the law. Every time we make progress forward, the conservative backlash forces us back into the…

Correct me if I’m wrong but there is no lock on women’s restroom doors, right?

In the long con scenario, maybe he HAS been preparing for this for years. Just hiding it really, really well.

This is honestly how I see the debate going

Hill, I got you on this one, three words: SWARM OF BEES.

My vote is find a douchebag from New Jersey who is now in a frat at University of Alabama

Hmmm.... maybe if her staff perused the comments on the “No Man’s Sky” article, and recruited the commenters with the most misspellings and gendered invectives, then deprived those guys of food but gave them alcohol and PCP, they might approach Trumpian-levels of discourse in a mock debate.

EXACTLY. This a million times.