To be fair, these are killer tits.

I think he needs to use five layers of Reynolds Wrap. Over his face.

This is like Orphan Black, different clones, different personalities. Except in this case, none are awesome.

It’s the same group of people who are backing a fascist cheeto who are worried about keeping their guns just in case they need to rise up to fight a fascist government that they elected. I think I need to sit down now.

THE OPENING LINE IS ABOUT A MILITIA.

The sad part is that I only recognize half of those dudes which means we’re so used to mass killings at this point that you gotta knock off at least a dozen before you become a household name.

and we have a well regulated militia. its called the fucking national guard so like this second amendment average citizen thing has never made sense to me. THE OPENING LINE IS ABOUT A MILITIA. If you have a weapon of war with zero regulation, and you aren’t in a militia. It. Doesn’t. Cover. You.

PLEASE all you needed for Baby was pigtails, a lollipop, and a room full of middle aged pedophiles.

What the everloving fuck is wrong with people?

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Keep doing the Lord’s work everyone!

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No I totally agree. If guns were more strictly regulated 50 years ago we wouldn’t be in this mess.

True. Sadly.

I see it’s true-you marinate in your own shitty beliefs long enough and they start to smell like the sunflowers of truth. Yes, if only someone had a gun at this event in ORLANDO (where I can guarantee you there were already several guns floating around) who could have saved this victim and neutralized her murderer…

I can tell you right now that ‘this’, this being a shooting death, does not occur everywhere everyday. There are a lot of countries where we don’t consider it necessary to arm every fucker with the money for it. My chances of being shot and killed as an Australian are tiny, unless I’m incredibly unlucky, or go to…

I honestly can’t imagine. I’m British . I’ve encountered guns - my horse was kept at a (really small) military base as they had stables there so there were people with guns checking us out when we went to check on her. Even so it was really weird, and that was with people who we understood had to have guns. Owning a…

People who think that guns are necessary for self-defense in modern society need to be admitted to mental hospital themselves. This is not the wild west anymore America.

Guns don’t kill people. People who don’t support basic gun restrictions and who think that guns are necessary for self-defense in this day and age kill people.