I dunno, most men — well, most straight men — spend more time thinking about…well…women….

Seriously. I’m not in love with how fucking Catholic it all got towards the end there, but no you fucking don’t, Ken. No you fucking don’t.

Passion 2; Die Harder!

I Still Know What Jesus Did Last Summer

I can’t figure out what the LW wants to accomplish. Is she afraid for niece’s safety? Does she want the nirce to know her father is awful? I feel like if she’s not going to tell her sister, she shouldn’t tell her niece. Otherwise she’s putting the niece in a very awkward position.

Sweet Jesus - if not for the Pennsylvania, I was certain this letter was from my wife. The only difference is that her niece is only 19.

I love this place. I’ve been here for years and I intend to be here no matter what happens. This whole thing just makes me ill. I feel legitimately nauseous.

I have a penis but I’m down to drink wine and talk snark.

We’ll rig up a chocolate fountain to run through Abe’s nostrils.

That is not comforting.

Don't worry, he's thinking about your breasts for you.

That’s just because you have no idea what it’s capable of. Mine just had his white paper published in the Lancet for example.

Anna, can you ungrey me? I think you look like a very nice vampire.

It really does show something about this guy that he immediately thought of his penis when he read the name of the column.

Barack Obama is cool as fuck.

We hear a lot about “personal responsibility” when it comes to rape victims as well. Somehow, rapists never have a responsibility not to rape, but rape victims are always entirely responsible for avoiding getting themselves raped. And drunk rapists aren’t responsible for their actions because of the alcohol, but drunk…

Dear Joanna,

WTF is wrong with people? This is the best thing I’ve read on this website in ages.