while i agree in this instance hancock is still a fraud

Well, that explains the whole thing! It was the Daily Mail. 'Nuf said!

Rubbish. I know plenty of people who smoke who have never done harder stuff. They all hold good jobs and are no burden to anyone.

I knew going in they were Religious Right fiction—but I figured, hey, I'll give anything a chance, and I kinda liked the idea of reading about the Antichrist burning millions of left-behind "believers" during the Tribulation—but ugh....To say the writing is bad is unfair to the word "bad."

Haven't read the book, but it doesn't sound necessarily bad. It's funny how people balk at a story with god or angels in it, but will happily go see something with ghosts, demons, vampires, and so on, all of which have their origin in religious beliefs. Somehow, those are more likely or acceptable?

AVP doesn't count for anything.

Worst....photoshop....ever....

Reboots I would very much like to see:

So…The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? The radio series came first, which was contradicted by the books, which came next (also there were one or more stage adaptations in there) and the TV show, which contradicted all the previous, and of course the Infocom game. And then the movie, which had its own differences.…

I think you could make a respectable argument that the James Bond film franchise never got a full on hard reboot, it just has a lot of fantastic elements (007, M, Miss Moneypenny, Bill Tanner, Felix Leiter & Blofeld are Time Lords, and everyone's too terribly British to mention it when they regenerate) you either take…

WTF is One Piece...oh, manga/anime...nevermind.

Guinea Saurus Rex.

Wow. I think this just made me a little more gay.

I'm just wondering how the goddamn thing stayed alive for 800 years.

I came here to post this but you beat me.

Yaaaay, I'm the tastiest!

Alcoholic couch potatoes?

I actually once got into an argument about this with my sister-in-law, who insisted on parroting the Pork Council's advertising tag line as if it were a fact.