Congress, not the IRS, is who says the IRS has the right to collect your money. The Constitution gives Congress that power under either Article I or the 16th Amendment, depending on the type of tax being collected.

Not “rolling coal” when it’s a race car. That term is reserved for pointless brobaggery.

A) We can’t tell that from one picture. It’s entirely possible the lot is full at other times.

You must live in a big-box exurb somewhere. Every lot I park in regularly fills up at least some of the time.

Acceptable ways to protect yourself from door dings:

Hey, look, we found the guy who did this!

Painting it is too much trouble and expense. Plasti-dip looks like... plasti-dip.

Unfortunately they never made Guard available with Sport Appearance on the F-150. My dislike of giant chrome grilles and bumpers would overpower my like of Guard. I’d probably end up with dark gray or dark red on a F-150.

No more Guard? I am disappoint. That was Ford’s best color in recent years.

The fat jokes are well warranted...

Very Murica. Make the truck so big normal humans can’t see out, then add tech to compensate so we can make it even bigger.

OK, so it looks like a pickup with [=] on the front. Yawn.

I have a surprisingly strong, irrational wish for one of these. The truth is I’d probably be happier with a Chevy SS. But the want is very strong.

Dish soap is good for your dishes because it strips off oils (i.e. food gunk).

Chassis height issue sounds like any normal pickup made in the last decade or so.

Why would it be so hard to slap a lengthened pickup bed on this chassis? It wouldn’t be nearly as consumer-friendly as a normal pickup but it would be great for those who really need the space efficiency.

Usually with crazy irrational vehicles there is some reason to like it.

Correct. It’s a GTA brand of beer.

Wow, that interior reminds me of the pages of alternating lines of highlighter and white paper we’d torture each other with in middle school.

I like things subtle, so I’ll never drive a Ferrari. But if I were to, here’s how I’d do it.