that reminds me, where is that caravan I was assured was going to rape and kill every trump supporter’s family by the end of 2018. fuckers are taking a while to get here.

“Don’t forget, Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders, they’re avowed socialists..”

This is the stupidity we’re dealing with. 

How many people involved with this administration are going to prison when all is finally revealed?

It’s an error, but I just don’t think it’s very egregious. And while I don’t think anything is anybody’s fault here, why isn’t the narrative “Josh Hader isn’t going to forget this one for a long time”? A big arm with a 2 run lead, 2 outs and a man on 1st should bring that one to the 9th intact. Can’t do much about the…

What kills me is there are so many people who identify with the BILLIONAIRES in the billionaires vs. everyone else scenario. They envision the government coming in and taking whatever huge percentage on their $50k/year salary and are suddenly like, OH NO PROTECT THE BILLIONAIRES! What is the quote, they are all…

Ah, yes, our border with Mexico between El Paso and San Diego is the perfect place for a water-filled moat filled with wild animals that would need constant attention.

I know. It reminds me of the Joker’s henchmen — if you know the Joker is just as likely to kill you as one of his victims, why did you join his gang? Was King Tut not hiring? 

Well now we know who put this ad up in the NYC subway today

So we’ve seen this play out through nearly a dozen stooges that have moved through the Trump camp in the last few years alone.

“Players should be able to make money through the Free Market, just not by selling any product or providing any service”

Endorsements help educate consumers, and sham endorsements short circuit that process. For example, I was once a State Farm customer, because family is important to me and it came through how important family was to the Paul twins (Chris and Cliff). But I switched to Nationwide because I value creativity, and the…

And we keep getting all this mail for Pepe Silvia at the White House!

Indeed, the connection between the President, the attorney general, and the president’s personal lawyer is just too confusing to figure out. I can’t wait until Trump’s idiot children get implicated, and they’re all like “Whoa, wait a minute, now there are TWO guys named Donald Trump involved?  How do you expect the…

“Fox News: We don’t report, you don’t have to decide...”

“There’s a big headline that’ll get your attention, then you look at the story it’s easily explained,” co-host Brian Kilmeade said.”

God, I love it when people are right, but not for the reason they think. 

Who knew so many “Bernie bros” were teachers, baristas, and Walmart and Amazon workers with eighteen bucks to spare?

Two months from now this will be his faction’s defense of him, while they unironically tell us he should keep being president.

The only relevant question is “did Trump speak to Mueller under oath?”  Because if the answer is “yes,” then yes, he lied to him under oath.

Trump may be deteriorated to the point mentally where he is just confabulating everything, he seriously may not know what is true any longer in the labyrinth he has built in his head.