I never thought something could ruin a nice Jersey Mike’s #13 at my desk, but that picture pretty much did the trick.

“She has said on many occasions she knows I will never cheat on her because of how loyal I am to a team that kicks me in the balls 16 times a year.”

Guys are idiots. I (a guy) play in co-ed volleyball leagues with my fiancee all the time and it is laughable how much better she and her friends are than the guys out there. It does not change the fact that the guys still look down on them just because they’ve got bigger muscles, even though these women can…

Absolutely, positively well done. I lol-ed. Hip club door person is my favorite.

“Norkis.” I’m dead.

Former prosecutor here: I’d say easily 98% of people answer some variation of “two”, “a couple”, or “one or two” “drinks” or “cocktails”. But, my all-time favorite was one guy who straight up admitted, with zero coaxing beyond just asking what he’d had to drink, that he had “12 crown and cokes.” Officer was stunned.…

So glad someone else felt this. Right when I read that quote my hands went straight to my face like “damn kid, you got me right in the feels.” I’m with y’all, hope he makes all the money.

This. Was. Amazing.

Luckily I haven’t encountered this at work, but have on, you guessed it, Facebook. Saw a guy comment on a buddy’s post condemning the treatment of the children with a total defense of the family separation, and his last statement was, I shit you not, “the law is the law.” People look at these human beings suffering,…

This. This is my favorite take on this series, and I think applies several of the games by the Cavs (or “’Iers”) thus far as well. I cannot ever remember seeing so many games in the playoffs where a team gets blown out and it has zero effect on the likelihood of one team being favored in the next game. I thought the…