Everyone loves me, you’re just all scared to admit it. I shit on privilege, nationalism, special interests, I shit on it all. I dont care what you look like, what color your skin is, what you have between your legs or what you do with what’s between your legs, or what religion your are. Its ok to admit I’m not a…

That’s exactly what my current wife said to me when I met her! I used my devastating wit and rugged good looks and wore her down.

Damn, I had to try...

I’m going to fly these kids in to sing at our wedding.

 No one attacked anyone

Michael, let’s get serious for a second. I don’t know if you have any white friends, but would you come to Texas, drink a bunch of Shiner Bock beer, eat too much fast food, and binge watch The Wire with me within a 72 hour time frame? And you live blog the entire thing? Not trolling, I think it would be epic!

You are dumb because you struggle with reading comprehension. Where did I say sue the police for civil settlements? Nowhere? Oh shit, nowhere. Again, you’re dumb because you can’t read and you like to jump to conclusions hastily and add nothing to a serious discussion.

 Already said this on Deadspin, but I’ll repeat it here. Great move, you get one of the best PG’s in the world for some role players. This frees up Harden to score 40opg. And the Spurs don’t get him, which would make Houston a distant third behind GS and the Spurs.

Brilliant move. You get one of the best PG’s in the world for some role players.

Omg bad attempt at humor. Everyone calm down, I know where all my guns are.

No they don’t. Maybe anecdotally but not as a whole.

“Elmo the gun Nazi”! I like that, very creative... I’m thinking you should change your username.

Lol calm down gun nazi

That’s a good way to put it. I’ve been in education for 12 years, and to me, it seems the main job of teacher’s unions here in Texas is to protect lazy, bad, incompetent, and/or racist teachers. Their second job is to sleep with textbook companies and continue the socio-economically and racist standardized testing…

Texas.

Texas.

It’s too early in the morning for this shit, but here we go... how am I troll?

 Yes and no

This is why special interest groups bother me. I’m not even a member of a teacher’s union they bother me so much. I own more guns than I even know where they all are, and I’ve known since I was a tiny little gun wielding Texas child the NRA is stupid.

RIP Prodigy