daksausage
DakSausage
daksausage

Off topic, your name is hilarious

 I’m an educator, this is 100% sad but true.

Seriously, why do you keep following me around calling me a troll? Have you even read my posts?

Keep Austin weird

You’re my first internet stalker!

I think the problem with deescalation is that no one knows how they’ll react in an escalated situation until it happens to them. I believe most of us would like to think we’d deescalate, but that’s easier said than done in the heat of the moment. I was the attempted victim of a home invasion. The first attempted

I love to tell them “Who do you think you are? Stevie Wonder?”

 But when are you coming to Texas?

Sarcasm is stupid. You’re better than that. She has a right to her opinion a I have a right to mine. But you’re just being confrontational. Did anyone disrespect you? Then why come at her like that?

I just watched that video. Look at you, you’re kind of a celebrity! Awesomeness!

Slippery slope, if you’re going to argue Rough Night is a white version of Girl’s Trip, where do you draw the line? Is Girls Trip the black female version of the white guy Hangover movies? Is the white guy Hangover movies the white guy version of those old Chevy Chase Vacation white family movies?

 Holy shit! Born and raised in Texas, and you’re 100% right about the dresses and boots. But that’s a Texas thing, not a race thing. Even black women do that here.

Stand up for yourself. Don’t let anyone disrespect you and your wife like that.

Lol

Leave my princess alone or you can meet me in Temecula

Over/under on even one conviction. I’m going over cuz I’m an F’ing eternal optimist.

Lol I feel like a superhero right now

Uh oh, I’m only 5'10"! Is that a deal-breaker?

 Don’t crush my dreams...