I watched four or five episodes without any alcohol or weed and I was so lost. My only explanation is that the main character is on heroin.

True story, I met Dave Chappelle in a restroom in a Denny’s in Dallas once and ended up almost dying because he had me laughing so hard I couldn’t breath.

I second this

They should replace it with a statue of John Brown

Is it “in your feelings” day? Nobody was referring to you, nobody even knows who you are.

Ok? Grumpy today?

 You win

I don’t even know. Just making an observation? Is that ok?

How many tats do you have? I bet I have more.

Calm down Tomi jr

And some here call me a troll...

Lol you come up with the weirdest shit.

I wish I could have lots of (older) girlfriends (Yesha)...

Texas

I don’t eat vegetables, just meat and beer

 Don’t get eaten by a polar bear...

I saw the new Planet of the Apes today. You seen it? I don’t think it was racist at all. If anything, I believe it was a commentary on the callousness of whites.

 Thank you, you Ray Lewis looking mf’er.

 What does it matter if the new chief has a penis? And what does it matter if he puts his penis in men or women? I’m sick of people like you.

I care about you and would never want anything bad to happen to you in real life. I sincerely mean that.