Yeah, a person that jokes about binding a woman in the back of a truck is much worse than someone calling for the mass murder of millions of people...

Oh man, that’s one sick sense of humor to do that!

“carry your mannequin a little bit better.”

starred for this:

Ugh... I guess I’ll wade into this mess.

“Kill Me!”

How do US cops fit in there?

Do what you want. You just have no ground to stand on (heh) if a driver reports that you had a gun - which is prohibited under their TOS - and Uber bans you from using their service.

You talk as if they have complete control over executive pay. Good executives have other options.

So let me get this straight, the people that voted for this guy are supposed to be for limited regulation and free market capitalism, right? And they are praising him for controlling the market like some dictator using arbitrary criteria?

This year has been a wild ride.

...and if that doesn’t work, they can always threaten to move more jobs offshore until they get the tariffs lifted and special tax breaks in addition.

I read All and thought it meant All

When Comcast loses the naming rights to the Xfinity Series can we call it Monster University?

Two words: Carpe Diem.

The next time you’re in NYC and you see someone carrying a bucket, box, whatever, ask him what’s in the bucket. I guarantee you the bucket will be full of “fuck you”.

Keep in mind that most New Yorkers don’t have cars. Now think about all of the random shit that people in other parts of the country move from one spot to another in their cars (stores, moving, etc). Now think of all the hilarious shit that you see people dragging up and down the sidelwalks of NYC by hand. It’s been…

100%

Something tells me the guard suddenly found he has a boatload of free time on his hands.

What in the fuck is going on in this GIF?

So what? They’ve gotten their money. Why should the person be further obligated to do any more? The thing has a GPS tracker... Pick it up where you put it on. They’ve got to come back to take the boot off a car that they put it on!