Let’s be honest here. No you wouldn’t.

IDEA: buy one for yourself attach it whenever you park illegally and remove when you leave.

Ace Ventura is on the case.

It’s kinda crazy how good $kay’s responses are... It’s quite the uncomfortable COTD without her.

Congratulations, Mr. ivan256, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a giant pile of Hot Wheels which this lovely lady will deliver soon to give you great joy.

Misleading title is misleading.

How do you know he didn’t vote for Trump? Careful with your racial profiling..

Counterpoint: Jane you ignorant slut.

The only time a stick sucks in traffic is stop and creep, up hill.

What’s wrong with a manual on a highway? You row through the gears until you reach cruising speed, then you leave it right there for hours in 6th gear (or 5th, or 4th, whatever the case may be). How hard is that?

Yeah I bet the kid can fight it in court 208 looks high. There was a Roush on Jay Leno’s garage they mangaed to get to almost 208 on a race track... eventually. He was speeding, but let he who is without dumb shit done behind the wheel wag the first finger.

Because it’s Canadian County:

Allegedly the fastest car in the world is car referred to as “My Buddy’s Mustang”. I hear about it at every car show but have yet to lay eyes on it.

Was probably a V6 with an exhaust.

Not pictured: Secretary of Defense Double Barreled Shotgun.

It’s even got the requisite embarrassing younger sibling.

I like the sentiment, but I think we’ve had enough scandals of politicians sending out pics of their wiener.

Pictured: Candidate and it’s running mate.

Came here for this. A star for you, my friend.