I heard a season long Chubb is a reason to see your doctor. A commercial told me so.

But he’s hitting in Japanese, which is much more difficult.

You can always tell when swimmers beef. Just look for the bubbles.

It’s good he didn’t return to quaffing Brain & Nerve Tonic or that hat would never have fit.

“I’ll give it a six.”

MTL is hilarious. Traded Subban because of character issues, then signed Alexander Radulov. SMART.

With that many trips to the Fifth, I wish he mixed it up along the way like Tron Carter. One, two, three, four, FIF!

According to HamNo, times are tough and the world is changing.

This is very fitting, because whenever I eat pierogi, I turn into Big Poppa Dump and the Big Bad Doodoo Daddy

Notable predictions from Stephen A. Smith’s ancestors:

Poor Blues. They’ll always have Al MacInnis’ slap shot.

To be fair, it is pretty difficult for Yinzers not to put eggs on something.

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the thing about micro-aggressions is, the world now caters to the 10% of people who are offended. this poll proves nothing.

In related news, it’s being widely rumored that the original HBK (Shawn Michaels, if you’re not into wrestling) is accepting an invite from the Penguins to attend the next game in Pittsburgh in support of the “HBK line.”

They've got the moves that really move 'em. Sending shivers up and down their spine.

This line thinks it’s cute, it knows it’s sexy. It’s got the looks that drives the girls wild.

pretty sure the Umber’s millennial children are in charge now and they thirst for leaders who are more in touch with today’s fast-paced social-media driven society.

Frankly, you’r the wurst.