You’ve never taken an uber with someone who also drives a taxi? They aren’t mutually exclusive. Ask your next Uber driver.

Exactly. I would bet my retirement that a number of those Uber drivers who stepped in are also taxi drivers in the NYC taxi union.

Beat everyone to it

White hipsters ride their fixie like this! But black hipsters, see, black hipsters ride their bike like this!

Is this the same ref who said, “F—- you! You’re getting a f—-ing embellishment!”?

Gotta score this round for gravity.

What?

Sports Reporter Reporter Report: ESPN is Canceling The Sports Reporters

Mehlman minus an M and rearranged = LEHMAN.

They need to cut down the number of women’s teams. It isn’t even competitive.

That Snooki on the right?

More like Jabronmaha.

Why on earth are your knees that high? I’m 6'2". Are you a giant or do you just have abnormally long shins?

Frank Beamer must be rolling over in his grave!

What a clown, punching when he’s down, going to town. Makes me have to frown :(

My dad was pretty successful in life and won an auction to play in a pro-am with Arnold Schwarzenegger. On the first tee Arnold looks at one of the guys in the foursome and asked, “Hey, when was your last blow job?” The guy, looking confused and clearly feeling uncomfortable at the question said, “I don’t know many…

What do you suggest presidents do with their stock holdings?

I thought Westworld’s big twist was Samurai World

WHY THEY ARE BUYING SCULPTURES WHEN THEY COULD REBUILD INFRASTRUCTAR

Also: Law Degree? Check. Irritable? Check. Dad? Pending.