Lots of people use their phones are the barber shop.

They’re just a sexy line (sexy liiiinneee)

Extra points to Albatross for being the coolest golf score

Whatever. This is still the best country to be an irritable dad with a law degree in.

Larry Wilmore is a better writer than stand-up. His jokes are great but his delivery just isn’t very good.

Dad has a good point. Now 10 years into a finance career I find myself romanticizing professions like farmer, plumber, carpenter, etc. One day...

Huh? I’ve never been to a bachelor party without strippers and I’ve been to ~7. Are we just degenerates?

What do you have against hyenas bro?!

Washington, DC: $83,104 is low. Sure, you can live comfortable on that on average across the entire city, but half of it still has high crime and bad public schools. $83,104 with a roommate maybe, but if you have a kid or are single I’d say $125,000. Likely a similar situation exists in all of the large cities.

Hot Tub Time Machine was way better than Avatar

Oakland #4?! DC all the way down behind the flaming trash pile that is Philadelphia!? Shenanigans!

4-6 weeks. Recently ditched Hair Cuttery (think Supercuts) for higher end place. Worth it extra $20 per trip when you only go 10-12x a year.

Compromise: no giant umbrellas for those under 6'2". 6'2"+ people get whacked in the face with umbrellas all the time and need the extra width for protection from both the elements and jagged metal ends of shorter people’s umbrellas.

BYU did an optimal urinal strategy study. Stand close, hit the backboard, downward angle, don’t go straight into the water...

Someone gif pls

Where’s Shawn Bradley?

Walked out of Penn Station on St Patrick’s day to get to my hotel in a snowstorm a few years ago. It was the worst 20 minutes of my life

But now my feed will top heavy in more ways than one

LAIR! Hockey ist eh roughist sport there is.

Well if they determine that he did nothing wrong the university probably owes him a degree, or alternatively the present value of his expected lifetime earnings given a Yale degree. Is that how these are settled typically?