I’ll take Stone Cold in a Stone Cold vs. Cena presidential matchup any day. He’d carry the Trump vote plus WWE fans who have lapsed since the end of the attitude era.

“Yeezy yeezy yeezy just jumped over jumpman”

What about varying degrees? I.E. you got drunk and made out at a bar vs. slept with someone or soberly carried on. None of it is OK, but there is a lot of gray.

There should definitely be a yellow for this. Something similar to NHL’s embellishment penalty.

Reminds me of the line in Trainrweck. “Why are all those men wearing other men’s names on Jerseys? Are they saying they’re his bitch?”

Not a big Phill Simms guy. Can’t stand listening to eem.

I wonder if Bill Clinton watched Dave with his body double (or clone).

GFY

Derek Boogaard in NHL had it when he died at 28 as well, under similar circumstances. What happened to the idea of a soft outer pad on top of the helmet? I remember seeing a 60 minutes (or some other newsmag) report on how they helped.

Go for it. Tip 100% of the cost of the meal.

Plus Ohio State and Texas

He says he wouldn’t play football because he could have played baseball. I wonder what his answer would have been if baseball hadn’t been an option.

Time to go home - coworkers are wondering what I’m laughing about

Neither take the annuity as-is or the lump sum. Here’s how to really cash in.

Hi, this is Ken Griffey Jr. Let’s play major league baseball.

Man, that ball was crushed.

Acting tough when taking over an empty building is a jabroni thing to do. If they took over something important they wouldn’t be jabronis, they’d be assholes. Their low-energy parents are probably jamokes.

Jabroni is the perfect word

They should allow players and managers to bet on their own team. It would probably help make pre-playoff baseball at least tolerable for the casual sports fan. Right now it’s like watching grass grow.

*Brian Griffin