BYU did an optimal urinal strategy study. Stand close, hit the backboard, downward angle, don’t go straight into the water...

Someone gif pls

Where’s Shawn Bradley?

Walked out of Penn Station on St Patrick’s day to get to my hotel in a snowstorm a few years ago. It was the worst 20 minutes of my life

But now my feed will top heavy in more ways than one

LAIR! Hockey ist eh roughist sport there is.

Well if they determine that he did nothing wrong the university probably owes him a degree, or alternatively the present value of his expected lifetime earnings given a Yale degree. Is that how these are settled typically?

I’ll take Stone Cold in a Stone Cold vs. Cena presidential matchup any day. He’d carry the Trump vote plus WWE fans who have lapsed since the end of the attitude era.

“Yeezy yeezy yeezy just jumped over jumpman”

What about varying degrees? I.E. you got drunk and made out at a bar vs. slept with someone or soberly carried on. None of it is OK, but there is a lot of gray.

There should definitely be a yellow for this. Something similar to NHL’s embellishment penalty.

Reminds me of the line in Trainrweck. “Why are all those men wearing other men’s names on Jerseys? Are they saying they’re his bitch?”

Not a big Phill Simms guy. Can’t stand listening to eem.

GFY

Derek Boogaard in NHL had it when he died at 28 as well, under similar circumstances. What happened to the idea of a soft outer pad on top of the helmet? I remember seeing a 60 minutes (or some other newsmag) report on how they helped.

Go for it. Tip 100% of the cost of the meal.

Plus Ohio State and Texas

He says he wouldn’t play football because he could have played baseball. I wonder what his answer would have been if baseball hadn’t been an option.

Time to go home - coworkers are wondering what I’m laughing about

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