Hi, this is Ken Griffey Jr. Let’s play major league baseball.

Man, that ball was crushed.

Acting tough when taking over an empty building is a jabroni thing to do. If they took over something important they wouldn’t be jabronis, they’d be assholes. Their low-energy parents are probably jamokes.

Jabroni is the perfect word

They should allow players and managers to bet on their own team. It would probably help make pre-playoff baseball at least tolerable for the casual sports fan. Right now it’s like watching grass grow.

*Brian Griffin

There are a lot of solutions for this. Google “Voice to text software” there are some apps.

We got a friend’s older brother who was a middle school teacher in our district to get us beer when were were 17 and went to the bowling alley. We got way too drunk but we used fake names on the monitor so we figured we were good. A few games in they came over and noticed we had cans and the alley only sold bottles.…

The way Tiger speaks sounds like he is really selling the injury. I get that he’s hurt, but it sounds like he almost really wants you to argue with your friends in 10 years about how Tiger would have been the best if he didn’t get hurt. I just don’t get how he can be this horribly hurt from golf I guess. Somehow it…

Agreed this makes no sense. If someone breaks into your home and you shoot at them and kill them it’s murder? Even if they intended to do harm? Granted this is a different situation, but that is what I’m understanding from the article. Can we get a SA lawyer on here?

Typical Jameis and his baaaaaad attitude