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Someone needs to tell you that you’re being “that guy”, and no one likes “that guy”.

So the Eagles traded a young stud RB for an injury-plagued player for one year and now a mid-round draft pick. And the guy they got to replace the stud RB was hot garbage and is now gone for basically nothing. Why am I a fan of this shitass team.

Held the pizza sideways. Pizza’s ruined.

Probably at the Wide World of Sports @ Disney - where the Braves hold Spring Training.

Well the 49ers could use a good receiver, and we all know that Chip Kelly prefers Whites.

Whatever. The Browns would call that line up a success.

This is pretty interesting, and I’d say that Fantasy probably contributes to this theory. Everyone is way more excited about drafting Melvin Gordon than Frank Gore in 2015.

And yet, for some reason, we still can't go one single offseason without speculation about where Tebow might end up...

The federal budget deficit has declined every year from 2009 to 2015 already.

Listen, you can’t have 50 luxury boxes AND functional turf. Corners had to be cut somewhere, and when you’re watching half a dozen players tear their ACL on a beautiful 62" 4k display, set in solid oak, from the comfort of a single source leather recliner, sipping pinot from the vineyard on the roof of Levis stadium,

This all looks bad, but at least he hasn’t dabbed on the football field. That would be classless.

Are you fucking kidding me? Nice job being a fucking asshole.

Being that I am persistently Asian and once a poor college student in upstate NY, I worked as a delivery guy. My personal experience is that Rain/Sleet is worse than a full on snowstorm and that I didn’t mind delivering during a snowstorm, either driving or biking. That being said, I do appreciate a good tip

I delivered chicken wings in a small city on the Hudson in Upstate NY. During a particularly icy night, I was made to deliver despite poor road conditions. On one run, I was stopped and preparing to make a left hand turn across traffic, with my signal on. Some asshat in a rented Dodge Charger barely touched her brakes

These guys are at work & could probably use the money, so as long as you make it worth their while, why not? 50% tip seems about right. Minimum $10, not matter what.

DREAM JOB

As someone who dislikes the Colts, this is great news.