Yes, the slower, weaker, less advanced, tactically inferior Federation wins

I love the Falcon, but the Enterprise has a bowling alley, a swimming pool, and a pub. It wins.

This is a joke, right? I just missed the punchline?

Translation: The Showboating Black Man Burned My Daughters Eyes With His Black Dancing Acid.

Who the hell wants to go to Dallas?

It’s rotting grain. Ben Carson said so.

That was the joke.

Conspicuously missing from the list:

How did Washington’s lawyers gain access to my browser history?

I judge you.

I love the Ewoks. Judge me. I don’t care.

Wrong, they are called TIE fighters because they look like bow ties.

But rubbing a bar of soap between your arsecheeks isn’t? But then ya’ll always got the audacity to ask a black person why their skin is so smooth.

you clearly are not from texas

I imagine the family picture has everyone wearing khaki’s and matching sweaters.

2015 AFC SOUTH PARTICIPANT

I can help, Brian. Just tell your missus tonight when you see her that every so often you want to go to Chipotle with your colleagues, and you’ll let her know when so she doesn’t have to pack you lunch on those days. She’ll not only be totally fine, she is probably thinking right now, “You know it would be nice to not…