That doesn’t stop her husband from yapping away. She at least has enough sense to mostly keep her dumb thoughts to herself.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought this.

It’s weird that he’s still around. I assume John Kelly must not have noticed him yet.

I’m not convinced she’s actually fluent in English.

She has that smarmy look that reminds me of Martin Shkreli. Every picture makes me dislike her, just on that facial expression.

Man gold-digging trophy wives sure cause trouble.

One of the best things about having a little sibling is using them as little models, and one of the best things about having older siblings is being a little kid who gets to take playing dress up to the next level.

Well, I remember a psychologist friend of mine telling me that there was a survey done of teenagers’ goals, and the majority of them said they just wanted to be famous. As he explained it though, that’s really just them saying they want to be successful but they’re too young to really understand the varieties of…

He’s a teenager that has been bullied and ostracized. Ellen is pretty well-known for having a platform to encourage normals that are underdogs.

In other news, about 340 people die each year from posing on train tracks and - surprise - getting run over by a train.

I just dismissed 3 comments declaring that art is necessarily dangerous (WTF? Maybe don’t use your toddler brother in it then?) and that trains aren’t silent. Just fucking Google it. Read one of many, many articles by everyone from the fucking rail companies to newspapers to science blogs that say the exact same…

I’m echoing the exact verbiage of rail companies: it’s on massive signs all around train tracks because people do shit like this. You will not hear the train behind you until it is too late to remove yourself from its path.

I don’t care what you’re dressed like —DO NOT TAKE PHOTOS ON RAILROAD TRACKS.

He also tells rich people they are beloved by God, and poor people aren’t deserving of help. If poor people got right with God, they’d be rewarded and get rich too.

Simple: he operates in a country full of “evangelicals” who think Donald Trump is God’s imperfect messenger, but that since he’s wealthy (and God only lets good people have good things) he must be kinda good somewhere, so he’s probably totally fine.

Because the “prosperity gospel” is the new American Religion. Not even sarcasm. Google it.

He tells people that they will get rich with minimal effort. People will do whatever to maintain the ilussion that that is possible. We are lazy animals.

I don’t know why people would trust him after he tried to ruin Christmas.

There’s a woman I went to school with who posted a status update about a year ago that she had finally fulfilled her lifelong dream, one that she had nurtured throughout her childhood in an incredibly poor African country. That dream? To go to a service at Lakewood fucking Church. The top of my head blew clear off

Bargain bin Benedict Cumberbatch ass