The thing we are forgetting...and I really do want to point this out...is that these 2 people have a literal (yes Literal) ARMY of people around them to coordinate their wardrobes. So, someone picked out several outfits and color combinations of things in a team effort and agreed upon this. By now we have all seen…

I don’t know if they are $200 or $800 shoes, they’re still stilettos and she looks stupid as fuck for donning this for this particular outing! Let me rage, Ho! :)

The grifter and his golddigger, off to tour the provinces! Reeeeeal classy. Assloads o’ class.

The footwear choice is moronic for obvious reasons, but can we please talk about the sunglasses? Unless they’re going to the eye of the hurricane, there is no need for shades.

Oh my sweet summer child. Of course he’s going to have a rally. He’s not going there to help, he’s going there to be a big boy and sit in a boat, then host a rally because the ratings will be better if he does it in a disaster zone.

I’m guessing that if Melania had to put on duck boots, her head would explode, like that guy in Scanners.

Those shoes would be inappropriate at a wedding for God’s sake (like, how long before she’d quietly slip them off under the table). They’re as stupid as the high heels beauty pageant contestants wear in the swimsuit competition.

Haha. What are they supposed to wear instead? Trump is fine -can’t believe I just typed that. She could wear jeans and rain boots instead. Or hiking boots. Or tennis shoes. NOT FREAKING LOUBOUTIN HEELS!

The 3.8 million texans who voted for Hillary? Lot of them live in Houston.

MICHELLE WOULD HAVE WORN SNEAKERS. Or a flat or duck boots or anything else a normal person would wear. GOD I hope 45 has a heart attack on top of her in bed and she’s trapped for several hours.

It’s almost like like ethics and laws are not applicable to the Trump clan.

Please further note that the $40.00 USA cap is available on his website with all proceeds going to his 2020 presidential campaign. Because why not right?

Please note that Trump also accessorized with the $40.00 USA cap manufactured outside the USA clutched in his left hand.

I actually don’t think 45 is dressed inappropriately. Maybe more rugged pants would be better, but.... Mrs. 45 looks like some dumb fashion shoot, especially those shoes. WTF.

She looks like she was about to go to a Top Gun themed party before Cheeto dragged her on this stupid vanity trip.

Or she’s a chronic dribbler. Come on, we’ve all seen her sloshed - you know it’s true.

I am with you on this one. Positive statement: North is cute!

Hmmmm.

Also Jenner and Trump are much the same in that they see everything in their lives, first and foremost, as an opportunity to make a dollar and increase their fame. Consequences for others be damned.

The issue with Jenner is that she, many times, has referred to her desire to be an ambassador for the transgendered community. She was also more than willing to stand up and receive all the awards and praise and financial benefits that initially came with her revelation of who she was.