I'd open my bifrost for him any day:

Im sorry Im not a woman underneath Idris Elba.

Uhm, Miley is literally the best at everything that Miley does, because she IS the best. So if she's a feminist, she is like, the biggest feminist. The most femmiest feminist. The femininiest femmiest feministyest feminist.

#truefax
(#sarcasm)

Did you get your $10,000 bounty up front, or is Jezebel sending the check in the mail?

'Tis the season to commit larc'ny!

Oh? Are you diabetic? Do you know exactly how it works? I've never passed out, and I've been diabetic for 31 years, but I know it's always a possibility. I have to have my doctor sign a letter for the DMV every fucking year to say that I am capable of driving, and if my doctor says I'm fine, YOU CAN GO FUCK…

Let me get this straight: a black woman tries to teach white men about racism. White men complain. Institution sides with the white men.

Fuck any American or Canadian trying to make an "Only in Yemen!" argument.

FYI this comment is amazing.

If only she were using her influence and stardom to also build schools for kids, homes for Katrina victims, or award scholarships. All that shilling of products on her show should have lead to something besides a personal hoard of cash.

Between this and the rimjob article linked here today, I'm glad I'm too old and celibate for all this nonsense. I'm gonna go get me another cat and see what's on Netflix.

Mine also denotes it as often offensive, which I think is fine in the case of a dictionary. I don't think the word is at all acceptable to use (I'm looking at you Vince Vaughn and Ron Howard) but as long as the dictionary denotes it as offensive, it seems to be doing its job as a dictionary.

OK, weird coincidence. As I was reading this, someone on the Doug Loves Movies podcast mentioned a documentary about the Oakwood apartments that they all agreed was really good, called The Hollywood Complex. (Jesus, that complex has 1,100 apartments? And 25,000 worldwide? That's a lot of kids destined to fail and…

Gonna let you finish, but before you do, the Egyptians did it way better.

I love Lily Allen (Knock 'em Out is spectacular). And I love the message of this. But can we spend some time talking about how Theon Greyjoy is her brother?

I say, and type, y'all and howdy, I especially like doing it in my online classes so people assume I'm an uneducated dudebro™

sometimes it takes a child to raise a village.

If I leave now and drive really fast, allowing for time to stop at Costco for the biggest egg carton they have, I can probably be in Fargo before midnight tomorrow. Who's coming with me?

Psst, hey fat kids: you didn't hear it from me, but I hear shaving cream sprayed on car paint can really leave a permanent message, if you know what I mean. Also, did you know your local butcher will sell you all sorts of delightful organ meats in bulk? Maybe you have a local neighbor you'd like to share this fun…

I believe the point of the article after Drew pointed out this very fact was that he jokingly applying his own experience with relationships to the idea of special "men's rights" tailored to justify his own inoffensive-to-himself-but-offensive-to-his-spouse habits in order to mock the concept that "men's rights" are…