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My mom is a Bad Person(tm). So, I have never had the ‘Mom’ experience. I would really like to know what it’s like. But I feel like paying for a service like that is kind of the opposite of the ‘Mom’ feeling I’d love to have. I’m going to be getting engaged soon and I don’t have anyone to take with me dress shopping.…

I don’t know. I mean, I get what you’re saying. Government buildings should try to cater to the most people possible, including common allergies. But, for example, I’m extremely allergic to latex. It’s an allergy that has gotten worse the older I get. I cannot be in a room with a balloon, or gloves. But, I don’t…

How do you get so messed up in the head, that by 13 you’re a black conservative? Like, I just can’t wrap my head around a black conservative kid. Like, are his parent conservatives? rich? Is he adopted? Is he the token black friend of his friend group? If not, how does his political activism impact his friendships…

I found my way back here. How did it go July 4th? I hope you dropped some sweet knowledge on her.

I watched every single second of that video. I am not a fan of hers, but she was funny on Victorious. However, she was destined to be famous. She’s beautiful and so so talented.

Defintely. Mine mostly just impersonate soggy pancakes and hang out with my belly button. Usually, I’m not crazy about the thought plastic surgery. But, yeah, now....I’m reconsidering my previous pro-belly button position on the issue. Like, damn.

What’s the internet for if not a good derailment from time to time? ;) But yeah, I’m in agreement about the bikini top. It’s weird that something that covers roughly the same area can be judged differently.

Nipple tape is never appropriate for a toddler. I think we can all get behind that.

So, yeah, toddlers without a shirt on is generally fine and not frowned on, even in the US. (What’s with the Jared comment? There are pedos all over the world. They aren’t a US exclusive product.) But, in this context, we’re not talking about a toddler just playing around who happens to not have a shirt on. We’re…

Just make the payment, Anne. Seriously, there’s no way this marriage is going to last. Your niece sounds immature and they don’t sound like responsible people. (You can’t pay on your student loans or get jobs? But think it’s a great idea to have a wedding and get expensive stuff? Yeah, y’all are going the distance.)…

I mention it because after I read about that I seriously wanted brain bleach. Like, I really wanted to unknow that. Pegging, by comparison is vanilla.

Honestly, the worst thing about this whole debacle is that font. FFS it’s not an office Christmas party.

I wonder if it was just a general attraction to extreme tabboos? Like, incest, bestiality, rape....I can’t think of anything else but I’m sure I’ve missed a lot. Which, I suppose it would bad enough if you keep it in your head as a deep dark fantasy. But acting on those things is heinous.

Not if you’re at work. But it’s not that bad. Like, you won’t need to reset your life or use eye bleach. Not like rosebudding. Don’t ever google that.

Mara Wilson is my hero, role model, and personal spiritual leader.

You make some excellent point. I’m so so sick of EVERY time I see something that is fat positive someone goes out of their way to point out that ‘being thin is okay too!’. It’s so obnoxious.

Ah. Good for them. I’m glad it’s not still happening.

Don’t they also routinely remove pictures of fat women in bikinis, but not skinny women? Is this related? I...don’t understand why #curvy is specifically problematic. I would think there are a lot of other more ‘dangerous’ searches that would come before #curvey.

I don’t know how I missed that news story. So terrible. :(