daisychainsawmassacre
DaisyChainSawMassacre
daisychainsawmassacre

Even if there is some code that cracks women's hearts and legs open, that isn't intimacy. It's a rehearsed act. It's a lie. From the beginning, they're lying. If they think this is how they'll finally get close to someone, they can't see the bigger picture. Anything built on a lie that profound, will never last for

Even if there is some code that cracks women's hearts and legs open, that isn't intimacy. It's a rehearsed act. It's a lie. From the beginning, they're lying. If they think this is how they'll finally get close to someone, they can't see the bigger picture. Anything built on a lie that profound, will never last for

Oh it's definitely the bad boy image. I have a sick weakness for the villains in any movie. They're automatically hot.

Right? I mean, Alexander Scaaargsaaarrddd is hot always. But something about him playing human was just over the top hotness.

The plot has jumped the shark but I still love love this show. I love it the exact opposite way that I love Game of Thrones. I love it a ridiculous amount. I miss Godric and I'm already missing Russel. Eric is still wonderful and terrible all at the same time.

That Oh Dang gif is epic. So epic.

The "plot" to True Blood is ridiculous. But, truth, I do not watch it for it's plot. I watch to see crazy characters do crazier things, that are also hilarious. Every week, my jaw drops and that's all I care about. :O

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Eric Northman is at his best when he's playing human.

That's too funny. Jaspurr will only play with the pipe cleaners, too. I present Jaspurr, killer of pipe cleaners everywhere.

My cat fetches too! Nobody taught him, he just knows how. For Jaspurr isn't all about pipe cleaners. I make them into little circles and throw them as far as I can. Then he runs after them, pounces and plays them brings in back and waits for me to throw it again.

Um, I twitch like I'm having seizures in my sleep. Like, crazy amounts of twitching. If it was about learning to use muscles, then you'd think I'd be a hell of a lot more graceful.

Wow. That was a real apology. Change can happen! :D

Right. Like, there's a lot of things that might make a marriage a sham to this guy. Hopefully, it was just poor wording and not bigotry.

HULK SMASH!

How do these people have a television show? How can these powerful successful women get on TV and victim blame? They share these opinions as role models and in turn tell girls at home watching that they deserve what happens to them when they're drunk. They perpetuate rape culture. Strictly speaking, statistically,

He might also be considering it a sham for entirely different reasons. I doubt he has a problem with gay marriage from what he wrote, and also, I doubt he would have attended at all if that was the case. For all we know he might be considering it a sham because he thinks they're too young. He mentioned something along

You missed the gross out stories a couple of years ago? These are the top 10.

Ah! Thanks for that. I read that word over and over and couldn't figure out what was wrong with it. I'm not a stickler for grammar/spelling by any means and normally don't notice/care when something is wrong. I'm glad I'm not crazy for thinking that word was weird. :)

Yes, that would make more sense.

It seems like it would really just be inconvenient. Like, annoying not funny. People would just have to deal with my uncontrolled tits.