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For example, you could compare everyone's "obsession" with the Cosby allegations to Lena Dunham's obsession with herself.

It's really sad that we - or I, I guess - have to feel SO much appreciation for the simple act of someone believing and understanding that the facility with which so many people have to question and disbelieve women when they come forward is such a problem. When people discuss how to solve the rape problem or prevent

Pro-tip: Don't compare anything to the Holocaust unless its actual genocide.

Just realized last night that Larry Wilmore is an exec producer for Blackish. If you haven't seen that show, I recommend it.

I am very invested in my job. Several typos that were almost immediately fixed don't really speak to how invested I am in my job or not. The fact that I have this blogging format downloaded onto every one of my electronic devices to write stories as quickly as possible if/when they break? Maybe a little more so. All

once told by a trainer not to drink electroylyte-balancing liquids prescribed by the show's doctor because it would "ruin her one last chance to save her life.

I believe all of this. I knew there was now way you could healthily lose 50-100 lbs in a few months.

I had a friend like this for several years. Cut her out of my life two years ago and it was the best decision I've ever made.

Yes, yes, and yes. Cutting family members out of your life is not a decision one takes lightly. I didn't understand it before. Now I do. I will have only limited contact with my siblings. I will not be alone with them. That's just the way it is. Anyone who wants to put the blame on me for that will be shut down

How do you know my mother??

Yup. My husband's mother does this. She was/is an addict and is physically and emotionally abusive. But she did a GREAT JOB b/c he's successful! Someone give that woman Mother of the Year!

I have some experience dealing with someone (not a parent) who is so willfully disconnected from reality that they just don't understaaaaaand why you're upseetttttt what did they do wronnnnng can't we talk about it? And fine, you summon your backbone and your patience and you explain it clearly and simply. And your

I think sometimes abusive parents have a tendency to believe the lies they've told themselves about how wonderful their children's childhoods were. Particularly if their children turned out to be decent adults.

I want a thermos with "I have an educational blog" printed on it. I feel like that would get me as close as I can get to greatness.

Somehow, I keep blocking out the monogrammed thermoses. Then I laugh like it's the first time hearing it. Because that shit is hysterical.

Yes. He is a Very Important Person™.